Psychphone-- Joke

[clover]

The Psychphone

Welcome to the Psychological Clinic.
If you have an obsessive-compulsive disorder, please press 1, as many times as you like.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personality disorder, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid or delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn't really matter which number you press. Probably no one will answer anyway.

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- Hope you all haven't read this joke too many times!

clover

[ghost]

you have been duly exalted!

[emma]

I second that exalt! Thank god we fool around here

[clover]

Wow! Thank you both! two exalts!!

I read that not only does laughter help with depression it also relieves tension thus reducing stress and also-- this link states that it may even be beneficial to the heart! www.umm.edu/features/laughter.htm

.... who would have thought??

clover
huh!-- is a link OK to post? I hope I didn't do anything wrong..

[ghost]

A-OK!